It’s that time again, Ladies. So, raise your big toe and repeat after me…”As a member of the Sassy Sisterhood, I pledge to follow these rules when I wear sandals or open toed shoes:
1. I promise to wear sandals that fit: My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. Also, the tops and sides of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.
2. I will go polish free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip free. I will not cheat and just touch up the big toe.
3. I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
4. I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
5. I will not wear pantyhose with my sandals. Not even if my mom, or co-worker, or girlfriend tell me the toe seam will stay under my toe if I tuck it there. (This dear readers, is what Spanx is for)
6. If my straps break, I will not duct tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get it repaired or toss it.
7. I will not live in corn denial, but rather, I will lean on my friend, Dr. Scholl if my feet need him.
8. I will resist the urge to buy a pair of jelly shoes…even for the low, low price of $4.99. (This is out of concern for your safety. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat. You could take someone down with you as you fall and break your ankle.)
9. I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes start to swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.”

O.K. , now, you promised. I’ll be watching…….

Am I dumb as dirt? Please, please someone tell me that you, too, have trouble with those word verification doo-dahs that you have to do when you leave a comment. I know I am a fairly intelligent woman…able to read all my letter and numbers. And even though I have to go slowly on long division sometimes…I am a voracious reader. But, those letters get to me sometimes. I just left a comment on a blog (Tracey) and I had to do it over 4 times. I am not proud of this. I am ashamed to even tell you, my friends…but I am hoping maybe someone else is afflicted as well. Is it the bifocals? Is it age? Is it my lack of attention to the little things? Is it my OCD kicking in because I subconciously want those letters to be nice and straight? Whatever it is, please tell me I’m not the only one….

It’s spring fever.
That is what the name of it is.
And, when you’ve got it,
You want……….
Oh,…you don’t quite know what it is you do want,
But, it just fairly makes your heart ache,
You want it so!

Mark Twain

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I had a delightful time on a visit to Shirley’s house in GA. My friend, Tina, and I went over on Friday to spend the night. Saturday was beautiful…cool, but sunny. We went to a local craft show, then a litlle shopping in town. Here we are hi-jacking goods in a local store to use for our own amusement. It’s O.K….we bought lots there…even a birdhouse we broke!!!!! Sometimes, we forget to act our age! But we ALWAYS have a good time. Shirley’s daughters joined us for part of the day…and grandaughter,too. How I love those girls!
Thank-you God for a chance to renew my soul and get filled up with warm fuzzies!