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Now imagine the Pointer Sisters singing, instead of ME, and you’ll know how i feel!
I GOT TAGGED!!!!! My friend, Tracey, tagged me and I am beside my self with excitement. I’m SOOOOO excited I just don’t know what to do!!!….No, really, I don’t know what to do. See, I’m one of those computer illiterate people from darkest Alabama, who survived the first 52 years of my life without benefit of this technical marvel. However, I DO have 3 computer geniuses that came from this very body, who are teaching me how it feels to be a part of a new universe. SO, as soon as I get one of them to show me about the links and all that stuff…I will do all those things Tracey said. One day, I just KNOW I’m going to be able to do it all by myself….but until then…thank goodness for smart children!

STAY TUNED…….

I AM in shape. Round is a shape .

I’ve reached the age where just hauling my fat around is considered a workout.

When she signed up for the exercise class, they told her to wear loose clothing. “Who do you think you’re kidding?” she said. “If I had any loose clothing, I wouldn’t be taking the class!.”

It is no accident the STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards.

When dieting remember this: What is on the table eventually becomes what is on the chair.

I wouldn’t call myself fat…Let’s just say…NUTRITIONAL OVERACHIEVER!

IT”S BAD TO SUPRESS LAUGHTER…IT GOES BACK DOWN AND SPREADS TO YOUR HIPS!

(These delightful quips are from Barbara Johnson’s book, Humor Me.)

1. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

2. There is no such thing as too much candy.

3. Some body parts should be floppy.

4. Easter bonnets came tame even the wildest hare.

5. The grass is always greener in the other Easter basket.

6. Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

Let’s say you want a new pair of brown shoes…..Do you want taupe, toast, mocha, cafe au lait, bark, cinnamon, auburn, chestnut, walnut, sepia, or umber?

When did we get all these new shades? And it is the same for all the colors. Try off-white…
bone, beige, tan, cream, ecru, winter white, etc.

How about blue?….. royal, sky, baby, Tiffany, navy, ocean, turquoise, aqua, ….

See how many more you can come up with….

Here’s a safety tip that I though was pretty neat. Take your old cell phone, charge it fully, and keep it in the glove compartment of your car. You can then use it to dial 911 in an emergency. It will only work on a 911 call. Just a extra bit of security. My cell goes dead at the most un-opportune times. Just thought I’d share.