I AM in shape. Round is a shape .
I’ve reached the age where just hauling my fat around is considered a workout.
When she signed up for the exercise class, they told her to wear loose clothing. “Who do you think you’re kidding?” she said. “If I had any loose clothing, I wouldn’t be taking the class!.”
It is no accident the STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards.
When dieting remember this: What is on the table eventually becomes what is on the chair.
I wouldn’t call myself fat…Let’s just say…NUTRITIONAL OVERACHIEVER!
IT”S BAD TO SUPRESS LAUGHTER…IT GOES BACK DOWN AND SPREADS TO YOUR HIPS!
(These delightful quips are from Barbara Johnson’s book, Humor Me.)