This is where I’ll wake up after a wonderful night’s sleep…

and do a load of laundry here…

While I’m waiting, I’ll sit here and read…books and magazines…

After, I play with the well-behaved, obedient, smart, beautiful children on the beach

I’ll dress for dinner…think I’ll wear this…

Then, I’ll prepare the table for my guests…

BUT…I am NOT SERVING LOBSTER !!!

F.I.N.A.L.L.Y…finally I feel like my home is complete! My poor, sad table has looked so lonely sitting there all exposed…what with there being no chairs to
sit around it and keep it company!

It has been unavoidable…the delay, I mean. After they were ordered, they sold out…then began remaking them…then they were on back order. Delivery date…early December…late December…and January 27! Of course, IF they had been ordered sooner, they would have been in place much sooner. But, I am not responsible for that. I am not pointing any fingers here…but it’s not my fault or Alex’s.

However, if they had come earlier…I would not have had this wonderful pick-me-up on this cold, winter’s day in late January. So, ‘when’ matters no more. They are here and they are in place. And, I am happy!

And, now, I am going to go and sit in every single one of them!

After I do a little more dancing!

Sleepless night last night…afraid that I would over sleep and be late to jury duty this morning. Finally got up and got the alarm clock and put it in the bed with me. Couldn’t sleep…afraid I had not set it right…it was not the one I am used to. Set the alarm on my Palm Pilot…it always works…put it in the bed with me too. Couldn’t sleep…too much stuff in my bed.

Finally drifted off…exactly 1 single minute before the alarms went off! And, they both worked. Needless worry. Very OCD.

Got up, got ready…make-up, teeth, hair, clothes…then out the door at 7:30. Is that enough time? I don’t know…I still haven’t gotten used to living on the other side of town. Well, we’ll see. WAIT! Better take 2 minutes and stop at CVS and get me a Diet Dr. Pepper. Who knows how long I may have to sit and wait when I get there…and who knows if they even have a coke machine. (I know I said coke machine…and I meant Dr.Pepper machine…but this is the South, folks…everything here is a coke…and when some one asks for a soda, we do not know what they are talking about…unless you have been to another part of the country and they asked if you would like a soda, and you said, ‘no thanks, I’d like a Dr.Pepper, please,’ and they looked at you like you were crazy, and you wondered just who was crazy here, cause a soda means club soda and it isn’t even good. And, that’s a fact.) Now where was I?

So, I stopped and got 3 Diet Dr. Peppers and a big Snickers Bar…just in case. There may be so many bad guys to attend to we can’t even break for lunch! Be Prepared is my motto. Better to over buy than over need!

Took off again for the court house. They asked on the summons how far it is round trip to there from your home. I do not have any idea. I am not very good at guesstimating things like that. So, I’ll put 10 miles there and 10 miles back. That will make it easy for whoever to round it off. They may have had the same math teachers as me and need all the help they can get.

Why, oh, why do we have a court house parking lot that has 50 spaces in it? When they summons 150-200 people to come for jury duty…where should they park? And, why do they not understand that a body may have to ride around for nigh onto 30 minutes or so waiting for a parking space because the court house parking lot only has 50. I suppose the lawyers and the clerks and the judges and the secretaries all have to find a spot, too. And, they all got there before 8:00, and used up every available space. Finally I see a line of cars going into a parking lot back behind a church. And, I follow, hoping there will be just 1 left when I get there. I make my way across 4 lanes of traffic, get in line, and no, no there is not a place left. Everyone in line before me got a spot…I was the first one in line who did not have a place to park. There were not sweet words in my mouth at that moment! HOWEVER..ever watchful driver that I am, I happened to spot about 6 spaces in front of said church, that were not filled. There were no signs saying it was a sin to park there. And, so, being in the predicament that I found myself in at the moment…I pulled in and switched off the car. And, so did the next 5 people in line behind me. When I got out of my car, one after the other asked me, “Is it OK for us to park here?” Did I look like the parking attendant? “Sure”, I said. “I feel just fine about parking here”. And, I hurried on down the street, leaving them to figure it out for themselves. Me? I was going for it. Down the street…wind blowing…very cold…jacket in my arms.

Here’s one of those “CAN’T BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB” stories. A group of about 10 of us arrive at the corner at the same time. We all stand there, stomping around like horses, trying to keep warm. We wait through 2 complete light cycles. The WALK sign never come up. When we walked up, Girl 1 said to Girl 2…”push the button.” She meant the PUSH TO WALK BUTTON. After we’ve waited and waited and waited…Girl 1 says to Girl 2 “You did push the button, didn’t you?” Girl 2 says, “No, I started to, but the cars started moving again, so I didn’t need to!” Everyone out on the busiest street corner in Dothan on Monday morning at 8:00,immediately rolled their eyes in unison. THEN…out of nowhere…Girl 1 says, “Well I’m going anyway!” And, she takes off across the highway on the busiest street corner in Dothan. Cars screech to a stop…she keeps running. Halfway across, Girl 2 says, “I’m coming too!” And, off she goes…across that same busiest corner in Dothan. And, cars are blowing their horns and looking all kinds of ugly at those of us on the street corner…those of us following the laws of the great city of Dothan. I just waved, because I figured if they could act like stupid, so could I. No one waved back, however. A gentleman beside me said, “OK, PEOPLE! I HAVE PUSHED THE BUTTON!” And, we all gave him a round of applause, just as the WALK sign started blinking that we had only 24 seconds to make our way across. And, we did.

We walked into the lobby, the very small lobby, the lobby that is very, very crowded with people who are also arriving a little later than 8:00. There is one x-Ray machine and walk through that everyone must use. The crowd inside had somehow …without anyone being in charge, and yelling directions… spun itself into a tight little spiral that started in the middle of the room and had about 6 concentric circles all moving together toward the X-ray machine. It was a beautiful thing. The circles kept going and going and going until the last person made it through. Team work!

We enter the holding room which could seat maybe 100 people…which left about 150 standing. Why do people walk into a crowded room and stop at the door instead of moving on into the room and making way for others to enter? Especially when they KNOW there are others to come…they just spent 20 minutes playing round goes the circle in the lobby? What happened to the teamwork?

Never mind…some questions will never be answered this side of Heaven. The lady in charge says she has some good news for everyone. Three of the judges have settled all the cases they had. YEA! 1 judge has not. BOO! Most everyone will be able to leave for good. YEA! But, 75 will have to stay. BOO! She says she does not know where to start the list for the 75…from the top or the middle or the bottom. She goes to ask the judge. She comes back and starts calling names. She calls way more than 75. Then I realize she is calling everyone’s name first…to be sure they showed up! Then she starts over…she calls for a while…then stops…and says that we could go if she did not call our name. YEA! She did not call my name. Thank goodness! I am very happy. The 75 people whose name she called are most likely not happy. OUCH! I feel daggers hitting me in the back as I leave!

I made my way back down to the street corner that was not quite as busy now. Then down the street to the church…into my car (parked conveniently in the front) and out onto the street!

Jury Duty..2010…imagine what I could have written if I had had to be there all week!!!!

FYI: For the record…I do not mind having jury duty. I feel like it is part of our civic duty, and goes along with our responsibilities as a good citizen. That being said…every other time I have had it, I have gone everyday, and sat for hours waiting to be called for a case. Never have I been called. But, I have sat there long enough to put away every law breaker in the city. I’m just sayin’.

I am getting my DINING TABLE CHAIRS on Thursday! Only 13 months since we moved in! NOTE: If you have sat on a stool or a folding chair, or a kitchen chair, or whatever else we could find…my apologies…and an invitation to come back and sit on my new chairs…that are cushioned…and the correct height…and all matching!

Picture of them in place coming soon!!!

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I have jury duty this coming week. I really do not mind doing it. I think it is a responsibility we all have. But, it is so annoying to sit and wait and wait and wait for lawyers and judges to work things out. Maybe it won’t be so bad this time…we’ll see.

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Sweet Tara went back to work last week. It’s been hard for her to leave the baby, and I can certainly understand that! He’s the cutest thing! Joy and her MIL are keeping him while she works. She works with a very kind and understanding group of girls, as well as the doctors…so I’m sure they will help her get through these hard days. They all work together very well…such a blessing for Tara.

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There is a new service available on the internet, and I am passing the info on to you, because I am sure you can use it, too. The site is www.wiregrasshealth.com
This is a service that lists all the doctors, clinics, hospitals in the Wiregrass Area. FYI: The Wiregrass Area consists of: ALABAMA…Dothan, Ozark, Enterprise, Troy, Eufaula*****GEORGIA…Valdosta, Tifton, Albany, Thomasville, Moultrie*****FLORIDA…Marianna, Lake City, Tallahassee. Other cities in this area will be added as information becomes available.

What makes this site different from others, is the ease of navigation throughout the site and the wealth of information in one place. Here you can find all the doctors in a certain speciality, choose the one that meets your needs, and then find out all the info you may need. You can see his address, directions to his office or clinic, education, what hospital he is affiliated with, a picture, other doctors in his practice, and how his patients rate him on about 10 different areas. This is all free of charge and it is also extremely easy to email the info to another party.

The service will soon be available in Miami, Atlanta, Nashville, and the Triangle area of North Carolina.

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And, finally, I was just wondering…can you do this?

I think I’ll live here…

…swim here…

…visit here…

…take a nap on this…

…worship here…

…have these adoring dogs around me…

…Wear these…

…and these if its cold…

…Oh, and THIS…I’ll wear this, of course…

You can join me, if you like! But, the crown is all mine!