I vow that I will never eat
Another of those tasty treats.

The chocolate’s good—it tastes so real
So why should I not eat my fill?

What it did to me–I shudder to tell
Suffice to say–it did it well.

On the package back–way down low
Are the teeny words that you should know.

A serving is 5- that’s what they say
But, I only ate 3 that fateful day.

Now, you should NEVER eat a lot
Or something’s gonna start–and it’s not gonna stop!

You’ll cry–you’ll moan–you’ll pull your hair
You’ll scream–you’ll yell–you’ll say a prayer.

You swear this has to be the end…
Surprise! Surprise! It’s back again!

So, the next time that you’re craving these
You are much better off with a piece of cheese.

As much as I wish to be thin–
I’ll never eat one of these again!
This was written a while ago, but I lost it and have just run across it again. I wrote this soon after ‘the experience’ because this is something I never wanted to happen to me again. Do you know the word ‘projectile’? I’m just saying. And, for the record…Regular, FULL SUGAR, Reese’s P-Nut Butter Cups have never had such a negative effect on my body…that is unless you count that little extra roll around my mid section.