Jesus and Satan were having an on-going discussion about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days and God was growing tired of all the bickering. Finally, God was fed up and He said,”THAT’S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will last for 2 hours, and from the results I will judge who does the better job.” So Jesus and Satan sat down at their keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They created labels. They created cards. They created charts and graphs. They did geneology reports. They blogged. They did every computer job possible. Then 10 minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and of course, the power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and shouted every curse word known to man. Jesus just sighed. Finally, the power came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming “It’s gone! It’s all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!!!” Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of His files from the past 2 hours work. Satan observed this and became irate. “WAIT!”
he screamed. “That’s not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don’t have any?” God just shrugged and said, “JESUS SAVES!”